When I first heard of you years, and years ago, I was intrigued by the delicious stories I was hearing of your "Double Doubles" and "Off Menu Items." And yet you eluded me, you West Coast chain, you!!! There have been many failed missions to the West of the Mississippi, but now, the time has come for me, Blondie, to taste your meats and drink your shakes and eat your fries!!! Expect my arrival in T minus 7 hours. Do not run, you can not escape me now!!!