dessert truck, then I thought about the scale. So I wandered around Midtown, singing "All by Myself" in my head, when suddenly I turned the corner, and saw FREE BEER!!!!!
FREE BEER! FREE BEER! FREE BEER! was the thought racing through my mind. I saw random people walking into the gates, not flashing cards or invites or all-knowing email printouts, I asked the bouncer "can anyone go in?"
"Let me see your i.d., ma'am."
"Oh, I'm a miss. And here's my i.d. It's free, right?"
"Grr." Hands me back my i.d.
FREE BEER! FREE BEER! FREE BEER!
Brain: "Don't take pictures. Don't ask any more questions. Don't do anything that could make them take away the free beer."
Pinky, or in my case, Liver: "Yes, Brain."
This is why I need Brownie around. She would ask questions, and care about things like how long this is going on for, why are they doing this, than caring about procuring free beer.
Zach (I am a well-trained commenter.) He knew nothing (or so he says, he may just be hording the free beer!) A small Google search yielded that this as been going on for at least a week (wtf, Midtown Lunch folk!), and another similar event will be occurring downtown tomorrow.
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