Tim Horton's Canada doughnuts, and many chances to stare at a poster of them for numerous days. "It's a sweet, nasty tease. Only available in Canada! I'll get you one day, you maple leaf dusted delicious objects of deliciousness!"
If you want to eat their American cousins, the Red, White, and Bloom, find your nearest Tim HoHo's location here.
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